Sophie is my name, and from Iowa I came.

imaginationfiction:

glux2:

gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.

Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.

(Source: cerebralzero, via la-alexia)

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belladonnaprice:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

prettyarbitrary:

nuedvixx:

blusterousiris:

Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

😻😻

Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.

WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS

(Models Shareefa J, Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer and fashion blogger Gabi Gregg)

(via mkhunterz)

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Answer:

lovejoyjohnlock:

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the greatest thing i have ever read (via astronomized)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via tentacles-and-stardust)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
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nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:
Does your partner ever….
>    Embarrass you with put-downs?>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?>    Control the money in the relationship? >    Make all of the decisions?>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?>    Prevent you from working or attending school?>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

nowyoukno:

justanuntitledblog:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I didn’t realize turning your significant other into a vampire was part of the criteria

It’s not. Here’s the criteria according to The National Domestic Abuse Hotline:

Does your partner ever….

>    Embarrass you with put-downs?
>    Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?
>    Look at you or act in ways that scare you?
>    Push you, slap you, choke you or hit you?
>    Stop you from seeing your friends or family members?
>    Control the money in the relationship? 
>    Make all of the decisions?
>    Tell you that you’re a bad parent or threaten to take away your children?
>    Prevent you from working or attending school?
>    Act like the abuse is no big deal, deny the abuse or tell you it’s your fault?
>    Destroy your property or threaten to kill your pets?
>    Intimidate you with guns, knives or other weapons?
>    Attempt to force you to drop criminal charges?
>    Threaten to commit suicide, or threaten to kill you?

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lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via twotabletaylor)

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ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:


wait what


holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS










YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

ultrafacts:

rollytiger:

lungri:

lungri:

ultrafacts:

yetanotherreferenceblog:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

image

wait what

holy shit

YO THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS

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YES!!!! This makes my life so much easier!

IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NUTS OR SOMETHING?????

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lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

© Liz Climo

(via bunnylikearabbit)

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ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

(via lovejoyjohnlock)

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tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

(Source: sizvideos, via lovejoyjohnlock)

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